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Bella is sick

Bella: Every time I breathe in I have to cough. Why do I have such a psy-optic (editors note: psychotic? Maybe?) throat!
Me: psy-optic?
Bella: I’m a little nerdy.

Bella had her grandma introduce her before she walked in the room and she made her say “introducing the superstar of everything”

Bella is breakdancing to son of a preacher man on the living room floor omg

"Let me take a picture for you"
Thanks

"Let me take a picture for you"
Thanks

Bella was trying on shoes and we asked her how they felt and she said “like an orphan”

"Show me pictures of paper cuts on people’s hands"
-Bella when I got out my phone
This is literally right after she got mad at me for calling her a disturbed child for drawing a lion with red blood pouring out of its mouth.

The waiter asked Bella what she wanted to drink and she said “some ice cold water”
Then cried cause everyone laughed at her.
And now is teaching us the art of fake crying

"I can’t wait for Halloween. I can talk about creepy things like body insides again"

Snaggle tooth

Snaggle tooth

Bella made a joke and then laughed to herself so hard her face turned red and she started knee slapping and said “stop it Bella you’re killing myself!!”