"i dont know why, but unfortunately i keep smelling this marker" -bella as she does her homework with a marker
"When I woke up I heard about the eclipse. I heard the moon turned red. Did strange things happen last night? I saw in kickin’ in there was an eclipse and then some ghosts came but some were projected but some were real"
"IS THIS NECESSARY? Come on everyone knows the coincidence of red. This is a movie where everything is red. Even the blood is red. There is a turkey and he has pain and it’s so much it flashes red the screen does."- um she is playing with a stuffed baby bear, a stuffed pink elephant, and a stuffed squirrel and I don’t even want to know what’s happening with that crew
"With sandles it’s better to not wear socks. It’s so ugly. Sooooo ugly" - wisdom from Bella, age five AND A HALF
JUST SITTING HERE PEEING MINDING MY OWN BEES WAX AND BELLA PUTS HER FACE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DOOR AND LOWERED HER VOICE TO A DEEP MANS VOICE AND IMITATED THE “there’s no going back” part in dark horse oh my god what the heck